Me and my Jesus

I turned 33 this month. Jesus died at 33, which is why the Christ figures in Rio and Cochabamba are 33 meters high. So if someone builds a statue in my honor, at least it'll be almost as tall.

Here's this old video which cracks me up everytime. This is from Goodness Gracious Me, where the father explains why and Jesus and every character from the bible are Indian.