525. Proof that I'm not an every-man

I'm special, dammit!

So, here's a popular mechanics article on 25 skills every man should know. I'll quote the top 5 skills, after which it dawns on me that it was maybe ghost-written by Paul M.

1. Patch a radiator hose (huh?)
2. Protect your computer (or you could begin using a mac)
3. Rescue a boater who has capsized (first, need to learn how to swim)
4. Frame a wall (why, quoting Cher from Clueless, every palce has valet)
5. Retouch digital photos (So I could look younger?)

Argh, time for a manscaping.