International Rules of Manhood

I found this list to be hilarious. Don't know how I got to this page by Mimi, but here are some highlights:

"#1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella."

"#2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse."...

Check out the full list here.