Sunday, July 20, 2008

547. How appetizing

As usual, another brilliant entry from WikiHow.

How to Cook a Snake


Ingredients

  • 1 snake, obtained from a trusted source or familiar
    environment; avoid the risk of eating a snake that has eaten a
    poisoned rodent

  • 1 box cornbread mix

  • 1/2 c egg whites

  • Splash black pepper

  • 1/2" oil (depends on pan size)


  • STEPS

  • Refrigerate the carcass as soon as possible. It can also
    be frozen. The meat is not damaged and the coloration of the skin
    is not affected.


  • Skin the snake.
    Cut off the head, strip off the skin, and remove the guts of
    the dead snake.


  • Rinse the meat and cut it into pieces with a sharp knife or
    poultry shears. Make the cuts between and at the same angle as the
    ribs to avoid cutting the ribs. If the ribs are severed, they may
    be difficult to remove from the meat after it is cooked. Some
    people prefer to soak the ready-to-cook snake pieces in saltwater
    for a day or two to remove any remaining blood or "gaminess" from
    the meat.


  • Dip the segments in a bit of egg white (milk would also do)
    before dredging them in a pepper and sweet cornmeal mix (or
    cornbread mix with some extra black pepper). Shake off the
    excess.


  • Heat about 3/4" (2cm) of canola, vegetable, or peanut oil in
    a heavy frying pan until quite hot. Add the snake pieces one at a
    time to avoid from dropping the temperature in the pan too quickly.
    Use tongs to keep your fingers away from the sizzling hot oil,
    watch for dangerous splatters, and use a screen if necessary to
    prevent a mess. Turn the snake pieces just as the batter begins to
    turn golden - by the time it starts to brown the snake will be
    overcooked. There's not much meat on the bones, and the muscles are
    thin and lean.


  • Drain and cool. Remove the snake pieces before they're quite
    done - they'll continue to cook after removal from the pan - and
    set them on paper towels to drain and cool.


  • Serve your fried snake bits warm, and provide napkins - this
    is finger food. Accompany with most anything you'd serve with fried
    fish.


  • Eat the snake meat. There should be a line of muscle
    along either side of the spine; this is the thickest piece of meat
    on the snake's body. The ribs are quite firmly attached to the
    spine, so scrape your teeth over them firmly to remove the rest of
    the meat from the ribs.
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