So, one of my colleagues had a baby boy recently.
I was very happy for them, and asked how they celebrated. He said that when the baby was brought back home from the hospital, his father fired the gun three times. Normally, he would do it, but his father insisted on doing it himself.
The first question on my mind (which I smartly suppressed) was: Which direction did he point the gun toward?
Guess, I'm not in Kansas anymore. :-)
