I caught a great WikiHow entry on "How to Waste Time". The steps go something like this:
Look around you: There is almost always something to do, whether it be - cleaning your room/house or walking the dog, both of which will waste time because the room/house will just get dirty again and the next time the dog eats, it will want to go on another walk, so this can be something you can do to repeatedly waste time, every day.- Are you hungry? You can always waste some time by preparing a meal. Going out to eat is a time-saver, so if you make your own food, you're wasting all kinds of time, but saving money. If money is tight, you will want to waste as much time as possible by preparing your own meals at home, right? And if you want to eat something and do not have the stuff to make it, walk to the store to get it - a sure-fire way of wasting a lot of time is walking somewhere. Most of us have cars, which will save time. Sell your car or bike; It will help you save money and waste time!
And so on.
And here's a list of top ten free time wasting websites.
