Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Tickle me Almo

My favorite Almodovar movie is "All about my mother" and this monologue made me fall in love with it. Agrado (meaning pleasure in spanish) is a transsexual prostitute who is trying to compensate for a cancelled performance of a Streetcar Named Desire. This is how she explains herself and her list of plastic surgeries:

"People call me Agrado because I always try to please everyone...I used to hook on bridges, near the cemetery… apart from pleasing, I'm genuine…… almond shaped eyes, 80 thousand; silicon in lips, forehead, cheeks, hip and butt… it's
sixty a liter. you add it up, because I stopped counting… Tits? Two, I'm no monster. Seventy a piece, but these have long ago been paid off...

Well, as I was saying, it costs a lot to be authentic, ma'am. And one can't be stingy with these things because you are more authentic the more you resemble what you've dreamed of being.